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HUMAN PROGRAMMING

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I often hear people say that most Indians have a garlic-like scent. Now I cannot authenticate that statement seeing as I haven't met one before except for  Priyanka Chopra  my Indian crush who I see everynight💜, and believe me when I say I only smell roses when I am with her. Now let's get back to reality and leave my dream world for a bit. The reason why people would say so is because the Indians like to use garlic a lot, obviously because they are aware of its medicinal properties. Little wonder why that statement came into existence. I was in church one day when the Pastor said something that sunk into my very existence. He said and I quote: If you tell a 2 children(one from a rural community and one from the urban community) to each draw a house, any house of their choice and present to you that very moment, you will be shocked at how very different those pictures will be. *RURAL DRAWING* *URBAN DRAWING* Truth is, these diagrams simply tells a story of

LOW MAINTENANCE COST

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We all at some point in our lives have used machines, gadgets etc. Basically, no one likes getting an device or machine that has a high maintenance cost. It only leaves you with loads of regret. Then you start wishing you went for something else with less stress. Today I will shift our focus from machines and devices to humans, Yes i said  humans . We all have people in our lives who were sent our way to teach us how to be patient. Even you... with your interesting personality know how tiring you can be. Do you have friends who you are always careful around? Do you have that person in your life who you cannot say  NO  to? not because he or she is awesome but because you don't want to be in his/her bad book. Now all these shouldn't be. Yes I know you cannot always be on the same page with your friends but not to the point of being careful not hurt their  SELFISH  feelings. High maintenance cost friends drain time and energy, plus you don't even get to enjoy the

STAY CHILDISH

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Have you ever annoyed a child before? I bet you would try to play modest right now and go all "I-love -kids-why-would-I-annoy-them" , on me right now. Let's bag your modesty for now and look at the picture I am trying to paint. A kids rage lasts as long as she or he is in the moment, and last I checked this moment of theirs is heavily short lived. Spank the kid now, then throw some candy their way and you are their bestest friend in whom they have found no guile. They are easy loving, and free spirited. Which is why you can promise a kid a toy, disappoint her every single day and she wakes every morning with the hope that you will bring it back home today...simply because you said it. You could say they are gullible and you my dear will have to be the  SENSIBLE ONE  right? Your years of experience as well as the degrees you have bagged in the school of life qualifies you to stand , beat your dry chest😉and say  LIFE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY . You have grown