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HUMAN PROGRAMMING

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I often hear people say that most Indians have a garlic-like scent. Now I cannot authenticate that statement seeing as I haven't met one before except for  Priyanka Chopra  my Indian crush who I see everynight💜, and believe me when I say I only smell roses when I am with her. Now let's get back to reality and leave my dream world for a bit. The reason why people would say so is because the Indians like to use garlic a lot, obviously because they are aware of its medicinal properties. Little wonder why that statement came into existence. I was in church one day when the Pastor said something that sunk into my very existence. He said and I quote: If you tell a 2 children(one from a rural community and one from the urban community) to each draw a house, any house of their choice and present to you that very moment, you will be shocked at how very different those pictures will be. *RURAL DRAWING* *URBAN DRAWING* Truth is, these diagrams simply tells a story of

LOW MAINTENANCE COST

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We all at some point in our lives have used machines, gadgets etc. Basically, no one likes getting an device or machine that has a high maintenance cost. It only leaves you with loads of regret. Then you start wishing you went for something else with less stress. Today I will shift our focus from machines and devices to humans, Yes i said  humans . We all have people in our lives who were sent our way to teach us how to be patient. Even you... with your interesting personality know how tiring you can be. Do you have friends who you are always careful around? Do you have that person in your life who you cannot say  NO  to? not because he or she is awesome but because you don't want to be in his/her bad book. Now all these shouldn't be. Yes I know you cannot always be on the same page with your friends but not to the point of being careful not hurt their  SELFISH  feelings. High maintenance cost friends drain time and energy, plus you don't even get to enjoy the

STAY CHILDISH

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Have you ever annoyed a child before? I bet you would try to play modest right now and go all "I-love -kids-why-would-I-annoy-them" , on me right now. Let's bag your modesty for now and look at the picture I am trying to paint. A kids rage lasts as long as she or he is in the moment, and last I checked this moment of theirs is heavily short lived. Spank the kid now, then throw some candy their way and you are their bestest friend in whom they have found no guile. They are easy loving, and free spirited. Which is why you can promise a kid a toy, disappoint her every single day and she wakes every morning with the hope that you will bring it back home today...simply because you said it. You could say they are gullible and you my dear will have to be the  SENSIBLE ONE  right? Your years of experience as well as the degrees you have bagged in the school of life qualifies you to stand , beat your dry chest😉and say  LIFE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY . You have grown

MATERIALISTIC PEOPLE

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Humans are the funniest of all species created by God. If you have ever taken time to study human behaviours and attitudes towards things and life in general, then you might never age because they will always make you laugh.  Many of you will easily write off what I just said by telling me to chill because you think you know too much about life and people to be a better judge. Think about it, people misbehave primarily because of lack of information. So this is how I see it, instead of getting angry...I pull a chair, sit down, cross my slim legs , tilt my head to the side and **LAUGH** till my back hurts.😏 I am **CRAZY**, I know. 😂 When I talk about materialistic people, I basically mean (you guessed right😏), people who love material things.  So let me make my point here by saying this:                                                          **MATERIAL PEOPLE DON'T HAVE MATERIAL THINGS.** Truth is the more you chase something, the more it runs. People who are

THE MAD SANE YOU

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Think about this, there really is something to appreciate when you see a  mad man ...for one thing he does not even recognize the fact that he is  MAD . If you would..., take a closer look and ask yourself this " who really is disturbed when your paths cross?" You or the supposed * mad man ? Now I will not glorify the insanity of those who took to ill-mannered lifestyles and ended up on the road side. My point is simple and I will state it as plainly as possible... A LITTLE MADNESS HELPS Okay, chill guys... don't spit me out yet...😓 Let's take a step back and really understand what madness means...I could easily sum it up and you all will agree when I say "MADNESS simply means NOT-NORMAL" I believe we all are on the same page now😀...now let's open our history books 👀, here's the task- When you find a page that tells the story of how history rewarded a normal man or woman, put a bookmark on it and SHOUT my name. We all would agree t

THE REASON WHY YOU ARE STUCK

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Th e answer is quite simple,  YOU . Now as you all know I try as much as possible to use simple things to explain   real life   situations . So take your mind off any literal meaning to my topic of discuss and look a tad  inwards  . Now that I have your attention...let's talk. 😎 Are you aware that everyone is capable of teaching or more politely put...capable of showing others the way. Though many see it as one of those jobs reserved for those who couldn't make it into the law firms, or the hospital or any other very lucrative industry, yet we all would nod our heads in agreement if in a meeting the person addressing us says : **The more you teach the better you know and understand** How many really pay attention to the above statement? In the world today you find many professionals who say things like: It just comes naturally to me.😐 I really can't explain how I do it.😏 How do you want me to teach when I am still learning .😤 No time to

Analysis Paralysis

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O.M.G   !!! * this virus is worse than EBOLA. THE FUNNIEST PART IS THAT MORE THAN HALF OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION HAS CONTRACTED IT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. let me educate you on some of its symptoms: -Procrastination -low-self esteem -lack of self discipline amongst many others... Now before you start beating your chest and flying your flag of immunity to the virus, ask yourself this: How many times have you planned to do something and somehow ended at the planning stage? When last did you see something through irrespective of how intimidating the full picture looked? Whether you agree with me today or not,  GIVING UP  shows you lack control of  SELF RELAX GUYS... I am not saying it's wrong to plan something to the teeth, all I am saying is for you to be resolved to  DO  even before planning; or else the plan would be your greatest achievement as far that dream or project is concerned. Watch those you bring into your circle as they can further le

FAMILY OVER EVERYTHING

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You know blood they say is thicker than water. Most of us will easily agree, but the point is simple. FAMILY IS VERY RELATIVE . People come into your life and most times make you wonder why they didn't come from your Mama's womb. There are obviously few exceptions where your closest pal is your sibling, your dad or maybe your mum...like I said, few exceptions.  Never let the notion of a blood tie stop you from enjoying the beauty of friendship. Now I am not in anyway trying to belittle or relegate blood to the background, but I speak the TRUTH. LET'S IDENTIFY A FEW EXAMPLES 1. You work out in a gym every morning and evening , obviously you'll have gym buddies who are also passionate about achieving their fitness goals just as you are. Before you know it , the relationship transcends just the gym and you'll start hanging out and attending functions together...watch what's happening...a tie as well as a niche is being carved. 6months down the line th

I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY

I have known you forever... I have known you for a lifetime We have been through the worst of them all As well as have conquered TROY together You are more than a brother More than a sister . . . So forgive me when I stand shocked to know that you have assumed an unforgiving stance, simply because I; for some reason which you deem inconsequential, somehow forgot to call you, send a message across, or be present that very day you added "1" to your age. How do you really measure friendship? I never knew our "FRIEND"-"SHIP" was still testing waters Now all those years of trust-building are gone !!! Was our foundation really that shaky? Or did we build with inferior materials TAKE A MINUTE... THINK ABOUT IT ... We have been friends since the beginning of time ... I missed your birthday and I careLESS... Had I called, would it infer that I careMORE? If you call me a friend, then I pray thee... let me bear my name devoid of

TIME STOP

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Have you ever sat and pondered on how one day,  IT will all come to an end. Go on and think about it... even the day has a night, and your sweet sixteen shoes wouldn't fit in 5 years time.  WHAT VALUES... DO YOU HOLD DEAR? BECAUSE ONE THING IS SURE, "We must all give account someday."  Time as we know is only a pause in eternity. In other words we wouldn't be in this world forever, so we must make our time here count for God and good as we will all give account to our creator one of these days not too far from now, when time will eventually stop.                          This is a call to reach out to the lost in this world before it is too late. Before time stops, for time is limited on this plane of life. POET NESSYL TAKES IT DEEPER IN THIS PIECE,  WATCH SHARE COMMENT RESHARE But in all this, let this piece help you appreciate your time on earth better. https://youtu.be/j8Xh1A17sws FOLLOW ON IG..@nes.syl Twit

WHAT THE LADIES NEVER TELL YOU

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The day you understand that our female species always have something they never tell you but expect you to know, is the beginning of wisdom. Yes, they bite and scratch They yell and throw everything conceivable at you They insult you for everything you are worth Here is the truth: They expect you to understand that all that is because they LOVE and CARE for you. Funny how they choose to show it. As a guy, you have to do the extra, see the extra, feel the extra and say the extra too. You cannot really do too much, so why not go the extra mile. I mean, she's a lady bro. Get her bags when y'all are heading out Keep her on the safe side of the road if both of you are taking a stroll down the road Be the first to always say "sorry" Compliment her even when she doesn't feel she deserves it Understand this: It's the little things you do that eventually matter. So don't overshoot it by thinking that one heroic deed of yours will keep her hum

GENDER OFF

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So you saw her cleavage, and maybe she even accentuated your spy game by leaning unintentionally towards you whilst having a conversation💋. Now you feel it's weird to have a normal relationship with her because your eyes cannot un-see😳 what it saw huh? Take a bow and feel good, YOU ARE A MAN 🙌 !!! ARE YOU FEELING MANLY ENOUGH YET? 💪 GOOD.  Now look down and see how you let stupidity get attached to you. 😒 For every hug, every smile, every casual hello, or even a nod she gives you at the office or wherever you met her, there must be some sensual pheromone-inspired call💑 attached to it which you think you owe it to your MANHOOD to answer. WOW!!! your case is definitely critical.  IS THERE STILL SPACE FOR SENSE TO BE TALKED INTO YOUR TESTOSTERONE FILLED HEAD? If yes? then please listen... It's not wrong to admire a lady😍, I for one can be faulted for that on several occasions🙈 . I mean God did a great job in crafting the female folk, we can all agree. Here is the

YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR LIFE

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It really isn't about your environment or the people around you. The main player has always been and will always be you. Your train of thoughts make or mar you,the funniest part is the fact that you know but still act like there is an external force in control.  If you think you are beaten, you are, If you think you dare not, you don't If you like to win, but you think you can't, It is almost certain you won't If you think you'll lose, you're lost For out of the world we find, Success begins with a person's will- It's all in the state of mind. If you think you are outclassed, you are You've got to think high to rise. You've got to be  sure of yourself before You can ever win a prize. Life's battles don't always go To the stronger or faster man But soon or late the one who wins Is the one WHO THINKS HE CAN!